Lazy Afternoon with a Hot Coffee

Time To Move On

It's confirmed. My last day at this company is the 22nd of May.

Don't know what else to say now.

posted by A Lone Fighter @ 11:07 PM 0 Comments

Bad Habit

I thought I'd quit that habit of reading strangers' blogs and getting envious.

I thought I'd quit the habit of reading the blogs of someone I sort of know.

I'm the only person to blame for this agony.

posted by A Lone Fighter @ 12:32 AM 0 Comments

Tag, Tagged, Tagging

Honestly, I have no freaking idea what the word tagging means in Internet terms. But I've been Tagged!!

Instructions:
Remove 1 question from below and add in your personal question, make it a total of 20 questions, then tag 8 people in your list, list them out at the end of this post.

1. What do you really really want right now?
To get my old job back.

2. If you can turn into anything, what do you wish you can turn into?
The keyboard which I'm hitting on now. Cos I loved being hit on.

3. How are you feeling now?
Sleepy, but enjoying my daily dose of bedtime coffee.

4. Where is the place that you want to go most?
San Francisco, again.

5. If you have one dream to come true, what would it be?
To have an incredilbly beautiful voice, win some international talent show and become a superstar.

6. What is your regret?
Not listening to my mum when I signed up for my current job.

7. Do you think religion is redundant?
No. I have one which beliveve in.

8. What cheers you up for the rest of the day?
Having good hair, and a string of cute guys to drool at on the streets.

9. If you meet someone you love, would you confess to him/her?
No. I'm so lame I'm still waiting for Prince Charming to 'surprise' me.

10. List out three good things of the person who tagged you.
a) Powerful English
b) Super good patience
c) Simply hot and sexy.

11. What are the requirements that you wish from your other half?
Filial, loves me (and no other woman, except his and my mum), a solid chest to lean on when I want to.

12. What type of person do you hate the most?
Those that ask me for my opinion and still can't make up their minds in the end.

13. What would you do if you won a million dollars?
Invest 15% into my brother's tiny home-business, give 20% to my parents, give 5-10% to charity, 5% to my godmother, 50% into some trust fund or investment, the remaining 10% into my bank account for daily expenses.

14. What's your most embarrassing moment so far?
A singing competition during my poly days. That was CLASSIC.

15. If you have a chance, which part of your character would you like to change?
Stubborness.

16. If your life is a movie, which movie do you want it to be?
Love Actually. There's so many plots and characters, I can move around when the current live starts to suck.

17. What do you think is the most important thing in your life?
Family.

18. If there's one thing in your life you want to do but yet unable to, what would it be?
Win an Olympics Gold medal.

19. What do you see yourself as in the next 10 years?
Hopefully a married mother. Better if my hubby has a lot of spare cash.

20. If you were an animal, what would you be?
Human.

I'm tagging these people:
(in random order)

1)XF
2)YJ
3)JM
4)SR
5)ZX
6)MM

posted by A Lone Fighter @ 11:33 PM 3 Comments

肥肿胖

社会上有太多打肿脸皮充胖子的人。

不得不承认，有些人的技术还真不赖，让旁人看不出，还以为他是真的胖。如果有哪位看官想当一当胖子，请来找我。我会很乐意赏你几个耳光，你不用弄疼自己的手，就能成为名副其实的肿脸胖子。

这可是有品质保证的哦，若对成果有任何不满，我会立刻双倍补偿，绝对要多肿就给你那么肿。

~~~

还是要忠告大家：

没有那么大的头，就不要戴那么大的帽子。
没有那么大的嘴巴，就不要扒那么大一口饭。
没有那么大的胸，就不要买那么大的罩。
没有那么大的屁股，就不要坐那么大的马桶。
没有那种屁股，就不要吃那种泻药。

posted by A Lone Fighter @ 10:52 PM 0 Comments

奥运与特别服务

今早在上班途中，电台DJ在讨论一则新闻：在奥运举办期间，预计会有很多很多（数目多少我就不清楚了）的色情行业业者涌入主办城市。

最近有关奥运的新闻层出不穷，但是以负面消息居多。今天早上的报章竟然报导说：奥运圣火火炬的传递，有可能会被停止。Huh？我没看错吧？如果这项传统就这样被断掉，不是很可惜吗？而且，有些不甘心吧。为什么要因为一小群人的破坏行为而取消原定计划呢？他们凭什么啊？有政治诉求就去找相关机构或到某些大使馆外举行抗议活动啊，干嘛来搞这些下三滥的招数咧？

回到主题：奥运与色情业。如果我是皮条客，当然会对奥运这块大饼虎视眈眈。稍微想一想嘛：几千名血气方刚的运动员，上万名的各国领袖与支持者，无数的观光客，全部会在那一两个月里到该城市。这笔大生意可不能拱手让人啊！

换个角度看：如果我是政府，明知道这种‘非竞赛类运动项目’是一定会发生，那么我何必便宜那些‘外商’呢？找一个自家熟悉的‘供应商’，确保天天‘货源充足，品质新鲜’不是很棒吗？最起码，若有买卖纠纷发生，可以直接找‘供应商’，让他解决问题。

注：以上言论纯属部落格主人看法。若有不满者，本姑娘也不管了。

posted by A Lone Fighter @ 1:52 AM 0 Comments

出招

明招--〉险招--〉暗招--〉阴招

简单来说，就是先礼后兵。若一切的官方做法都使用完而对方仍不为所动，只好出动另一套不是那么光明磊落的招式。但是请注意：这不等于下三滥/差劲/没水准。要知道，官方做法人人都会；险招、暗招及阴招，就不是那么‘大众化’了。

我从来都不曾否认，我没有清高到非明招不用；相反的，我绝对相信，想得出暗招的人，更值得我的仰慕。随波逐流你我他都能做到；逆风而行的人需要更大的勇气、力量及智慧。可以的话，我要做后者。

你可能会说：有明招干吗摆着不用，去想一堆害人的怀招数？哦，拜托，你确定现在所谓的‘明招’，不是从险、暗、阴招演变的吗？都说是招了，一开始八成是为了对付别人才会被想出来的。

我喜欢用险招。如果用明招后失败，有些人会怪明招太‘明’了，搞得大家一看就知道。若用险招后仍败下阵来，至少是败在自己的手上，而不是其他人用了千百遍的老招。

没错，我是一个不安于室的热血青年。大人们那些过于俗套的处事方法让我越来越看不下去。很多简单的事物被复杂化，接着被恶化，最后令人实在难以消化。

posted by A Lone Fighter @ 12:17 AM 0 Comments

屁

最近碰到的屁事、屁人、屁地方还真不少。

这几个星期我看专科医生的次数是‘不正常的多’。（不要问我为什么要看专科，因为你应该已经知道背后的原因。）有被推荐去的，有被建议去的，有被指定去的。手机里行程表出现最多的图案成了‘医院’。（天啊，我怎么会沦落到这个地步...）

这也是没办法中的办法。很瞎，很烂，却是唯一能让我脱离苦海的救生圈。

真的很希望这一切能尽快结束。我受够了这些很无聊，浪费金钱、时间、精力的所谓程序。
我在打一场拖延战，而双方的武器都很烂，超屁的。（不要再问我武器是什么，你应该也知道这个答案。若你只是路过进来阅读，那我只能说：基于‘国土安全’考量，我不能告诉你，因为你很有可能是敌军派来的间谍。）

亲爱的你可能会觉得：你也想太多了吧。还好吧，以我目前每天在做的事情就是看书、看杂志、看影碟、小睡、闲晃、等下班。老实说，时间充裕是很容易使人进入深度的思考沉思。

我原本计划在四月时到台北旅行的，现在计划被迫喊停。很简单，事情还没明朗前，不宜有太大的行动。

说到台湾，前阵子他们的总统选举还真是热闹。我在youtube上搜到好些当地的综艺及政论节目，是越看越有意思。起初很笼统的搜索字目‘总统选举’，结果是许多各类型的影片，其中就包括了新闻片段、模仿节目、政论节目、灵异节目... 对，没错，很难想象吧，好好一个总统选举竟会和灵异节目撤上边。

把候选人的出生、教育及政治经验与背景拿出来讨论已经太闷了。加上风水、灵学、算命等元素，可以吸引另一群观众。（好像我这种迷信的）

网络真的很棒/恐怖/无聊/高功能，任何屁都可以找得到。我是一个可怜的现代都市人--常常口沫横飞地骂着高科技带来的祸害，却很窝囊地每天回家还是会乖乖打开电脑上网。

上网干什么屁咧？随便看看罗。我就是从网上得知：每个人平均一天会放18个屁。所以，各位亲爱的乡亲父老，不要再扮清高了。有屁就放吧，别再为难你那可怜的屁股了。虽然说夹紧臀部肌肉可以让屁股看起来更翘，但是，开心尽情的放一个又长又大声的响屁真的很爽。

好了，写得够多了。请慢慢消化吧，我要去放屁了。

posted by A Lone Fighter @ 1:14 AM 1 Comments